DAYDREAMING
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<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *pouring fabric softener*<p/><b>Brain:</b> drink<p/><b>Me:</b> ??? no???<p/><b>Brain:</b> smell nice. drink<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
all the alexa/google home shit feels like a dystopian nightmare and everytime someone mentions having one in their home i have a sudden urge to break into thier house and destroy it
its 2018 and were wiretapping ourselves
sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on:
alright
sitting on grass:
good
sitting on the floor:
Very Good
sitting on a table:
!! Good!! so good
sitting on a countertop:
G R E A T
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
I did a thing, there’s more of my art on my instagram which is @zoesefton , if anyone c a r e s
Listen up
When your girl sends nudes you fucking hype them up. When she g r a c e s you with her nudes you act fucking appreciative.
(via into-the-nude)
can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
(via imoonshine)
*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*
(via confirmance)